Getting Hotter

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Do you believe that chocolate can boost your sex drive?


I do.


"Aha, that's why you feed me hot chocolate, Mamapong?" Nino asked me one day.


"Ehm... don't you love the result, Darling?" Hehehe...


A.K.


(welcoming spring!)

Comments

Gharonk Manusia Jahat said…
And the result is.....
1:20 AM
ade kumalasari said…
mau result yang mana neh? kualitatif apa kuantitatif? hehehe...
3:45 PM
rahayu forbento said…
kalo mau getting hotter, harusnya dikasih cabe ajahh....
8:18 PM
ade kumalasari said…
huehehehehe...
lucu juga idenya. tp selama ini dia udah makan sambal berbotol-botol, hot-nya sampai di mulut doang, hehehe.
10:06 PM
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